The Shit: a poem about wonderful things.

Finding 20 dollars in last winter’s coat is the shit.
Laughing till your sides hurt is the shit.
Mom’s home cooking is the shit.
Fingerless gloves are the shit.
Free anything is the shit.

Penguins, pigs, panthers, pandas, polar bears are the shit.
Mariachis are the shit.
Compton hats are the shit.
Synthesizers are the shit.
Horror movies are the shit.

Girls with style are the shit.
Black boots are the shit.
Delay pedals are the shit.
Kittens are the shit.
3D printers are the shit.

Apple computers are the shit.
Robots are the shit.
Snow is the shit.
Naps are the shit.
Forests are the shit.

Most of all YOU are the shit.